Food Foundations

Josh and I feast like kings. Every. Single. Day.

There I said it. Cat's out of the bag. Truth hurts. I can't help that we are like kitchen gods making sweet culinary love. I apologize for nothing. Except to the food experts on Virgin Health Miles. To you, my sincerest apologies.

So I know when we started out on this whole "get healthy using Josh's work incentives plan so we make money and look super hot by July 4th like American Barbie and Ken" I seemed committed. I may have even given the impression that I was "all in", however, I sincerely apologize, because upon further review, I don't think I'll be able to meet your standards. Listed below are my new amended resolutions as far as our relationship is concerned. I hope you understand.

1. I will not stop using Tony Chachere's. It is delicious in everything. I don't care how much sodium is in it.

2. I will attempt to buy the low fat things at the grocery store if they taste EXACTLY the same as the  regular.

3. I will continue to upload recipes onto your database which are slightly less than healthy as an act of kindness towards those who have become so embroiled in your scheme that they no longer make brownies. Bless their hearts.

4. I will make an effort to exercise more and to that end I have taken up tennis with Josh who is kind enough to hit infinite balls at me as I race around the court like this dog. (but I get A LOT of steps on the pedometer!)

5. I will endeavor to eat only one serving of KB's famous rice chicken bake, but I make no promises.

6. I will not log in "acrobatic group activity" (if you catch my drift) as my only exercise each week.

7. I will make more vegetable side items with real spices rather than just pan fried or with cheese.

8. I will find ways to enjoy avocados (since apparently they are a super food) which are not deep fried or Guacamole.

9. I will be sure (within reason) to take care of both Josh and I so that we can enjoy many years together.

10. I will remember that we already look like American Barbie and Ken and as Josh says, "We are in this for the money, if we get fit, its a bonus."

We know we look good.

Real Good.

Married Good.

UPDATE:

After reading this entry, this is what Josh made us for dinner.
Because he cares.