Because I Love You.

"Hey, I'm having a really long day at work. I think a smile from you would really brighten it up."
...since you're just relaxing at home like a bum since the government is shut down...

...okay, because I love you...

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"Thanks, Love :)"

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":)"

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"And that's because I love you."

"And that is why I'm marrying you. It's less work to just clean up one crime scene."